whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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