North Korea, Best Korea!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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