Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Randomize