We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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