idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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