i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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