AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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