Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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