Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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