I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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