In the future we'll all be gay
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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