I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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