Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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