That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Randomize
