I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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