u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So. Much. Porn.
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