Me too!
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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