Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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