did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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