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Pussy?

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how

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Wat do u mean how?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.

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(620): View more from Kansas

Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid

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(208): View more from Idaho

at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills

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