sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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