East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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