It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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