Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
