i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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