And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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