Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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