I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I have fence marks all over my body
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