Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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