Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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