is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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