I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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