In the future we'll all be gay
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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