she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just gargled with NyQuil
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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