So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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