You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just googled if crying burns calories
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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