I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
