Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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