Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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