So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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