i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We have so much sex to catch up on
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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