He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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