i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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