I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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