i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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