why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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