Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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