I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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