Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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