I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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