I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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