it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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